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You know last night (Thursday night) after Dater posted a blog telling us how Theo's interview would make Avs fans not like him. I was all excited to get all fired up and then I read it, and then had a letdown reaction somewhere between DD's over at Mile High Hockey (yawn) and Shane's over at Avs talk (whatever).

Then as the day went on, and it became the discussion of the day, I started to feel some blood boiling and my feeling of apathy started to give way to a little more bitterness. Then I read Geo over at Avslova and started to think "He's right Theo's being a tool". Maybe I was just angry because I had to go through another god damned Jose Theodore debate (in the comments) and I was already tired of them last season.

So let's go back and see what Jose Said, per The Denver Post:
"blah blah blah. blah blah blah blah blah (blah blah) blah blah blah blahed blah blah blah-blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah blahing blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahed blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah," Theodore said. "blah blah blah, blah blahed blah blah blah. blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA HA HAAAAAAAAAAA. BWAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH. I'm sorry Jose I couldn't hear you because I was too distracted watching ADAM FOOTE (he of the career .06 goals per game) score his first goal in 106 games by abusing your blocker side.


(AP)

Whew. ok ok Sorry that was rude. I'm listening now. Please... you were saying:



BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA HA HAAAAAAAAAAA. BWAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH. Sorry Sorry not listening again. I know. It was rude, but I couldn't help it. I just watched you get schooled by Tyler Fricking Arnason who just went abused your glove. That's just glorious. I mean he's only had 1 .. wait wait... 2 goals in the last 45 games. BWAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH.

(AP)

BWAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH.

BWAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH.

Oh god it hurts, but I can't stop

BWAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH.
BWAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH.
BWAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH.


heh heh heh heh

Whew

Oh god it hurts

Ok ok I'm really sorry that was completely unprofessional and rude Jose. Even $4.5M/season goalies are entitled to bad nights. Please, I promise Theo I'm really listening. Honestly please continue... no more distractions I promise go ahead and speak:

(Theo's contract offer) was two years at 3.5 or, at the end, three years at 3.5 (Million Dollars). That was it. The direction the Caps were going — unless Colorado came back and made a big effort — my mind was pretty much set. We (players) have some pride, and when we see they don't make that extra effort to really show you that they want you, then you decide, 'Hey, I'm going to move on.






I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I couldn't hold it. I know it's rude Jose, but did you even watch tonight? I mean here you are, spouting off about how you deserved "respect" from the Avs after you play 1/2 a season in two years and somehow think you're a good goaltender again. And then you go back those words up by being Completely Schooled by Andrew Raycroft tonight right? He of the $800K salary. No No I get what you're saying. That extra .001 in save percentage (.899 to Raycroft's .898) is totally worth the extra $3.7M per season.


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