08 January 2009
No seriously he actually wrote that.
Well today is a special day because we, my dozens
Ladies and gentlemen, I present the Sultan of Stupidity, the Master of Mindlessness : Steve Rosenbloom of the Chicago Tribune (via the Sancho Panza of Puck Daddy, Sean Leahy), who is inducted for seriously suggesting that players should not wear helmets. Wait, let me re-phrase that: that players should not wear helmets at all levels including mites. He goes on to suggest that not wearing helmets will actually make them safer.
He actually is arguing that kids not wearing helmets will make them less likely to get hurt. No really.
Adding to the idocy... the timing; Less than a week since Don Sanderson died after hitting his head on the ice after a fight. A tragedy that would have been avoided had a helmet been on his head.
Bravo, stupidity in timing, logic and sentiment. Any writer who is able to pull off the triple corwn of dim-wits is a sure-fire hall-of-famer in my book, and since this is my book, welcome to the club Steve.
Steve Rosenbloom: Total Fucking Moron
You know inclusion in a club this exclusive deserves some kind of special trophy.. The Masters has a green jacket, and induction into the NFL hall-of-fame gets inductees a Gold coat. But a jacket seems to cliché. What could we use.....Maybe I'll turn to my favorite defunct comedy central show for help.
That's it!! a Golden Helmet!!! Well done Rosenbloom you've earned it.
P.S. The article is too stupid to even go through FJM style. It's dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.
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