Your 5-7-5 offseason recap
13 Sep 2010
Here's a recap of the NHL summer, in Haiku form:
Stewart and Mueller
Freak out, they haven't signed yet
Promptly forgotten
Andrew Ladd with Cup
Photo on top of mountain
Stanley Cup kicks ass
Bismillah! We will
not let you in (Let us in)
Blog vs mainstream. (Lame)
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Kovalchuk Haiku
Instead of five-seven-five
eleven-one-one
Dan Ellis Problems
In offseason, minor flubs
create attention
Avs build from within
laying foundation for Champ.
Next step: Salary Floor
insane merriment ensues
Twitter superstar.
Kaberle trade?
I speak for all of hockey
Shit or get off pot
Les Ailes get older
Press font size: 36 pt
so old eyes can read.
Modano in red
More awkward than discussing
playoffs with Leafs fans
N H L P A
Hire Donald Fehr (well maybe)
Headline scribes party.
Blackhawks celebrate.
Cap breaks up party, Thrashers
now Blackhawks South-East
CBA up soon
although work stoppage foolish
pessimism reigns
Niemi wins cup,
wins arbitration, but still
changes sweaters, Sharks.
Savard overpaid
Bruins want out. Easy way:
Incite smear campaign
Hall entrusted four
somehow it's controversial.
Hockey get here soon